Clay small toys with funny inscriptions. The strangest and craziest toys made for children
We are used to the fact that the creators of children's toys make them kind, exciting and educational, as they should be. But looking at the toys from this article, there is only bewilderment and fear for the children whose parents buy them this. The manufacturers of these toys clearly have a limitless, but sick imagination.
The sooner a child learns to cut fish, the better.
This miniature golf club is sold in children's toy departments in some countries. Although it belongs in stores of completely different goods.
This toy is called “Kaba Kick”. Japanese manufacturers think it's funny to shoot yourself in the head for fun
Jibba Jubbler - If you grab this doll by the neck and shake it, it will start screaming. And the only way to silence her is to squeeze her neck harder. I wonder what skills manufacturers are going to cultivate in the younger generation in this way
The doll is sold under the slogan “You don’t have to wait until your breasts grow to start breastfeeding.” The set includes a plastic doll, practically indistinguishable from a human baby, and a special pacifier, which is attached to the clothes of a pre-pubescent girl in the place where the breasts should be. If you put the doll to the nipple, it begins to suck. Of course, girls have always pushed dolls through the streets in strollers and played at being mothers, but the game has never been so literal.
A pregnant fetus in the belly of a pregnant baby in a diaper... Just a recursion.
How easy it is to solve the “love triangle” problem if you have a pet unicorn. The animal, by the way, is equipped with horns of different diameters.
This doll is intended for special connoisseurs. All her intimate, and not so intimate, places are covered with thick red fur. The manufacturer offers the child to shave the young troll.
The designer who created the unicorn got to the narwhal. The main character was equipped with four types of weapons and three victims.
Why does a clown need a syringe? Do not know. Ask the manufacturers. But such a clown belongs in low-budget horror films.
All parents in all countries of the world teach their children to use the toilet. But Japanese parents have an assistant - the toilet tiger cub Shimajiro. It exists not only in the form of a toy; cartoons are also dedicated to it, capable of causing hysterics in those who live outside the Land of the Rising Sun.
Tolerance and political correctness should be in everything. Children's toys are no exception. Meet the transvestite doll.
What is natural is not ugly. So it is quite possible for children to play with urine and poop. The characters of “South Park” became friends with Mr. Shit, worse than your child.
A British company has released an educational toy for girls, the purpose of which is to give girls ten to twelve years old (or younger) the opportunity to understand their sexuality. The kit includes a two-meter long folding pole that can easily be installed on any horizontal surface, a bandage on the thigh for accepting money and several hand-drawn 100-dollar bills.
Giving small children, especially girls, something that sticks, sorry, between their legs and, sorry again, vibrates is not the best idea. The authors of a toy called Harry Potter Vibrating Broom have a different opinion. They think they just made a cool copy of the broom that witches fly on.
This pig's head is made of a very flexible and malleable material. The pork can be rolled into a pancake, but then it will still take its original shape.
Hand on heart, we must admit that the greatest thing that shines in this life for the children of poor people from the black neighborhoods of New York is the position of a janitor in a large skyscraper. So why not accustom them to this position from childhood? The Cleaning Trolley Kit includes everything you need, from a trolley and mops to aerosol cans.
Erwin the Little Patient is a stuffed animal wearing a hospital gown. If you unzip Erwin's stomach, you will see his internal organs, made of plush and almost an exact copy of real human organs, albeit “cartoonish”. All the organs from the doll can be pulled out and examined, but putting them back is more difficult, since without basic knowledge of the anatomy of the human body, placing them so that they do not fall out is not easy. But all the organs are marked with multi-colored Velcro, with the help of which the young surgeon will be able to secure them inside the doll in the correct order - there are similar ones inside. Note that the doll is asexual and has only respiratory, digestive and circulatory system organs.
Dolls in the style of rappers for young Americans. Our toy manufacturers need to take this idea on board and release boys' dolls in the "Gop-Stop" style.
Hitler doll. The big question is what the child should do with this doll, according to the manufacturers.
Inflatable slide in the shape of the sinking Titanic
This toy toilet shoots you know what.
It's just a sled, and not at all what you think. You need to hold on to the thing in the center while going down a steep hill.
The time has come again when children are looking forward to what they will get for the New Year. But they are not the only ones worried and worried. Adults also worry about making a mistake with a gift. We offer the most popular items of this year that children will accept with joy.
The robot dinosaur, a baby T-Rex, is controlled remotely, and if the child does not want this toy for the New Year, the parents will be happy to play with it themselves. The robot has a built-in gyroscope to stabilize it when moving around the house. It is also equipped with sensors that control its behavior and are responsible for various functions. If you touch its tail, the dinosaur's eyes will turn red with anger, and it will begin to growl and spin around its axis. You can purchase the toy for $79.99.
This is the kind of toy that irritates adults, but is very popular with children. Basically, there is nothing wrong with it at first glance. But the Ninja Turtle has rubber arms, and if you stretch them in different directions, the toy emits a piercing scream - a battle cry that is more like the screams during a painful death. The toy comes in two versions, Leonardo and Raphael, and is expected to get a huge buzz thanks to the summer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. Prices start at $19.99.
Many people are familiar with this toy, which became popular back in 1998. Children rejoiced when their parents recoiled in horror from the hooked Mogwai with the dead eyes of a robot and an unpleasant voice that could suddenly speak, especially if no one else was in the room. The popularity of the toy grew unprecedentedly in 2012 and the manufacturer Hasbo resumed its production so that a new generation of parents would shudder in fear. This year a new model appeared in bright colors, with “crystal” ears and eyes and with a built-in iOS/Android operating system. Now the toy is interactive, and kids can have fun with it for $54.99.
12. N-Strike Elite Nerf Cam ECS-12 blaster from Nerf
Nerf is so proud of its new blaster that it couldn't resist adding its logo to the name. This beautiful weapon with a built-in video camera is made for commando fans. The blaster has a 1.77-inch LCD screen, and little Rambos will be able to record their combat exploits on a memory card. This headache-inducing toy retails for $79.99.
The sales leader of 2014 is without a doubt the new product, the Y Fliker Lift scooter. But there is one “but”. In the commercial, two children ride a scooter on the streets of a deserted city without any problems, performing various tricks. But what they don't show in the commercials is how kids crash into walls at speed and constantly fall. You must first learn to ride and control a scooter, and then enjoy the ride. You can purchase it for $149.99
The film about the Snow Queen Elsa was released last November, and on this New Year's Eve you can already buy a doll. The doll has a beautiful shimmering dress, glowing eyes, necklace and crown. When you touch her necklace, the doll says popular phrases from the movie. And to further terrify parents, if you raise the doll’s hand, it starts singing the song “Let it go.” You can purchase the doll along with assistant Olaf for $34.99.
9. Ollie robot ball from Sphero
Just like the baby T-Rex dinosaur, even parents will like this robotic ball and they will be happy to play with it longer than children. It is controlled remotely. The design of the toy is very simple: an 11 cm polycarbonate tube with rubber tires and an internal motor. The robot ball charges from a USB cable within 3 hours and can work for 1 hour. You can control the ball via Bluetooth at a distance of three meters by installing a special application on your smartphone. The ball can reach a speed of about 23 km/h. The toy starts at $99.99.
This is a portable device with which children can design a case for a smartphone. This device, on the one hand, stimulates creativity, and on the other hand, ties the child even more to the mobile phone. Children can choose different colors and styles of the case. By pressing a button, after a while the child receives a completely new case for his mobile phone. The machine comes with blank cases for iPhone 4, 4S, 5, 5S and Samsung Galaxy S III. Cost: $24.99.
Nerf, inspired by female warriors like Merida from Brave, has created a shooting bow for girls (the set is completely safe). This entertainment won young hearts, and the toy gained popularity. For example, Hasbo, a Nerf partner, never thought that girls could be attracted to guns, just like boys. Prices range from $19.99 to $29.99.
VTech, known for its cordless phones, has created a product for children in the form of smartwatches to expand into the toy market. A watch does more than just tell the time. They have a built-in video camera for taking photos and videos, which can be viewed here on the touch screen. You can also record voices. Children will be happy to play kidnappers who send voice messages to their parents about their kidnapping or record their parents' secret conversations. You can purchase the toy for $59.99.
If we talk about espionage, then this device is ideal for both children who love spy stuff, and adults who do not have enough money for real full-fledged drones. The Sky Viper Camera Drone is a four-propeller aircraft with a low-resolution VGA camera for video and photography from high points. You can introduce your child to aviation for just $79.99.
The melodies player is a portable karaoke machine with which a child can sing. It is easily compatible with MP3 devices and can play any desired tune. The player comes complete with a microphone. Now the whole house can hear your child singing the same song millions of times. The toy costs $34.99.
Nothing will keep you safe while skating like a light in the dark. The transparent polycarbonate board is more or less visible, but when the skate starts moving, thanks to the LEDs, the wheels glow. The illusion of flying through dark streets is created. Unfortunately, such a skateboard will only motivate a child to ride it at night. Of course, if we take into account the fact that there are fewer cars at night, then this is good, but..! Dangerous Skateboard costs $99.99.
There are a lot of robots on the New Year's gift list. The interactive balancing robot can be controlled by gestures - waved to the left, the robot moves to the left, waved forward or backward, the robot executes the command - all this thanks to the installed software on Android or iOS. The robot moves on two wheels on any surface. It performs many different functions. If the robot stumbles, it says “Ay!”, and if the robot succeeds in the trick, then it says “Wow!” He can dance to 70s tunes. You can purchase the robot for $99.99.
The Razor Crazy kart is the coolest toy in the review. Unlike the Y Fliker Lift, which is designed for standing up, with a high center of gravity and complex controls, the kart is designed to be ridden safely. The kart is equipped with a special lever to control the angle of rotation of the rear wheels. If you pull the lever, the kart makes a controlled skid. The card has a 24 V battery, and the maximum speed is about 20 km/h. For safety, the bumper is metal, and the seat is equipped with a safety belt. Can be purchased for $349.99. Unfortunately, an adult will not be able to ride, but the company is thinking about an XL size card for adults. Moreover, there is a kind for parents
We present to you a selection of the coolest children's toys from AliExpress. We have collected for you all the most original and interesting things. Here you will find educational and simply fun toys for children of completely different ages. Both boys and girls will be happy with such gifts! Choose and order!
1. Set of wooden tools
A set of wooden tools is a great gift idea for a boy. It will help to clearly and safely show how to work with tools. To raise a real man!
2. Solar car
Its main advantage is that you do not have to constantly change batteries. It will charge from the sun.
3. Figures from the movie "Star Wars"
Fans of the film will be very happy with such a toy.
4. Angry crocodile
The essence of this toy is that you need to press on the crocodile’s teeth one by one, and he can close his mouth at any time. Whoever gets their finger bitten loses.
5. Radio controlled car
This model overcomes various obstacles and can be driven on the street. Any boy will be happy with such a gift.
6. Radio controlled bird
This bird flies and flaps its wings like a real one. Both boys and girls will love this gift!
7. Flying saucer
This toy flies, buzzes and lights up. Thanks to the built-in sensors, it does not hit the ceiling or fall to the floor.
8. Plastic clay
A large set of clay of different colors for children's creativity. The advantage of this clay is that it does not need to be baked. It will harden on its own after some time.
9. Bath toy
Turn bath time into a fun game!
Buy
10. 3D sculptor
This is not only a stimulator of creativity, but also an effective, stylish gift for inquisitive and creative people. The express sculptor will allow you to make a cast of your own palm, draw a dozen silhouettes or create your own portrait.
11. Miniature dollhouse
A wonderful gift for a girl. In a small box with your own hands you need to assemble a cozy room or street.
12. Radio controlled snake
A fun toy that will scare anyone. It comes with an egg-shaped remote control.
13. Magnetic fluid
This very creative a toy that changes shape unpredictably magnetic fluid. It can also help kill time, depression, and develop intelligence.
Buy
14. Wooden 3D house
This is the kind of house you need to assemble yourself. Only individual parts are included in the kit. Well develops intelligence and imagination.
15. Magnetic constructor
The child will be able to design something special - come up with a garage for his cars or a house for his favorite doll, simple furniture for toys.
Every year the English Children's Toy Association publishes a list most popular toys, helping parents make their children's dreams come true.
Based on their data, we tried to compile our list of the best toys in the world, slightly supplementing it and focusing on toys that are the dream of every child in Russia.
1. Hatchimals Spin Master Toys
We'll start with the interactive Hatchimals Spin Master Toys.
Its price varies from 5,000 rubles and above.
You can buy the toy in online stores; you are unlikely to find it on the shelves of Russian stores.
Like any interactive toy, Hatchimals Spin Master Toys promotes a child’s development by clearly demonstrating the full cycle of a chick’s development – from the baby’s hatching from an egg to the final stage of pet formation.
2. StikBot
A set that includes two movable people and a tripod, which allows you to shoot cartoons using a special application.
The kits can be purchased at any children's store in your city.
Price from 1000 rubles.
3.Shopkins
Personalized plastic characters, store items, living their own lives.
The price of the set is from 1000 rubles. It is possible to buy individually.
4. My dream Puppy
The price varies from 2500 to 4500 thousand.
The purpose of the toy is to help make a child's dream of owning a dog come true. Albeit in a plush version. The puppy makes sounds, nods its head, squints, and knows how to drink from a bottle.
5. Putty Super Scarab
An improved analogue of our slime. Smart plasticine, an excellent material for creativity, has an anti-stress effect, develops fingers and hands, is non-toxic, does not dry out, does not crumble, does not stick to the hands and does not leave unpleasant odors.
Price: from 600 rubles.
6. Nerf N-Strike Elite Hyperfire Hasbro
A fantastic blaster that shoots rubber bullets, the dream of any boy eager to defeat the Jedi.
Price from 5000.
You can purchase the toy in online stores.
7. Star Wars Rebel U-Wing Fighter and other Lego construction kits
Lego constructor that allows you to recreate the plots of the famous Star Wars movie.
Price from 5000 to 8500 thousand rubles.
8. Sylvanian Families - Bakery
Another new product from Sylvanian Families. The "Bakery" set includes 70 items: a dough kneading machine, an oven, a large table, scales, cutting boards, trays, a rolling pin, products, various baking dishes and ready-made buns.
9. Bunchems Megapack
A bright, colorful construction set for modeling 3D figures, allowing you to develop the creative potential of your children.
The price depends on the number of parts in the package and varies from 600 to 1500 rubles.
You can easily find the construction set on the shelves of children's stores.
10. Thomas & Friends Trackmaster Sky-High Bridge
The well-known hero of the cartoon "Thomas and His Friends" now not only rides on rails, but also easily jumps over the Great River. The set includes a motorized Thomas train set, Harold the helicopter, a cargo bunker, and a complete model of the track with ramp and bridge.
Price from 4000 to 5000 rubles.
You can buy it in online stores.
11. Paw Patrol Air Patroller
A great addition to the Paw Patrol collection. Easily transforms from helicopter to airplane.
Equipped with light and sound.
Price from 2000 rubles.
Sold in online stores.
12. RC wall climbing cars
A unique car that has the ability to move along the floor, walls, glass surfaces and ceiling.
Rotates 360 degrees.
Price from 1200 rubles.
Sold in children's goods stores.
13. Teksta Puppy
Another replacement for a live pet.
The robot follows commands, responds to hand gestures and voice, and can play with a ball and a bone.
Price from 4000 rubles.
You can buy it at any children's toy store.
14. Parrot Swing
The Parrot Swing's design is inspired by the X-wing fighter from the Star Wars universe. This is a hybrid of a multicopter and a UAV with vertical take-off and landing function. Easily switches to horizontal flight mode. The maximum speed can reach 30 km/h
Price from 10,000 rubles.
You can purchase it in online stores.
15. Hoverboard (hoverboard)
A personal electric vehicle in the form of a cross bar with two wheels on the sides.
The price is about 20,000.
You can purchase it at any children's and sporting goods store.
16. Minecraft figure collection
Heroes of the computer game of the same name. Realistically recreated. With the help of the entire collection you can recreate the world of Minecraft in reality.
Price from 350 rubles.
Sold in children's goods stores.
17. Monster High and Ever After High dolls
Heroines of Fairy Tales are the dream of almost every girl over 6 years old.
Price from 2000.
18. Play-Doh
The popularity of Play-Doh has not subsided for several years now. Plasticine promotes the development of fine motor skills and creativity in children. Bright and colorful, it never stands aside, attracting children with its softness and the ability to create three-dimensional models.
19. Furby
For many years now, Furby has not lost its position as one of the most popular toys that are given on major holidays.
Price: 4000 rubles.
You can buy it in children's goods stores.
20. Нot Wheels
Unusual racing cars that instantly develop speed
Price from 200 rubles
You can buy it in children's goods stores.
21. Toys cartoon characters
Price from 300 rubles and above. The more popular the cartoon, the more in demand the toy is.
The shelves of children's stores are replete with an assortment of toys of this kind.
22.Large Barbie dolls
Unlike the usual miniature Barbies, these dolls are much larger and taller.
Prices for these dolls start at 4,000 rubles.
The toy is available to the buyer.
23. Hexbug radio-controlled fighting spiders
Fighting spiders are an opportunity to play out completely realistic spider battles. Each spider has laser blasters and is voiced.
Price from 2000 rubles.
Available for purchase in children's toy stores.
24. Games from Hasbro
Games from Hasbro have a beneficial effect on a child’s development, improve communication skills, promote the development of independence, and influence the development of thinking and memory.
The price range is large and depends on the configuration of the game.
Sold at any children's goods store.
25. Stack-A-Bubble: Soap bubbles you can build with
Bubbles that don't burst delight children of any age. They retain their shape for a long time and are able to hold each other’s weight for a long time.
Price from 250 rubles.
You can buy it at any children's goods store.
26. Dolls from the Russian factory "Vesna"
The factory's wide range of dolls, from baby dolls to talking young ladies, allows you to choose the right doll for a girl of any age.
Prices are quite affordable for the average buyer.
Can be purchased at any children's goods store
27. Very popular among boys creativity kits from the Zvezda company
with the help of which you can assemble a Russian tank or plane during the New Year holidays. Board games from Zvezda are no less good. Another advantage of this brand is its relatively low price and availability for purchase.
As you can see, the top popular children's toys are very diverse and extensive. The price range ranges from 250 to 10,000 rubles. And here it’s up to each parent to decide for themselves whether to have a child’s dream or not.
A distinctive feature of these new products is modern interactivity.
TOP – 10 best toys of 2014 according to Americans
Makey Makey Kit
So, let's start our top with a toy called Makey Makey. It looks like a very strange, incomprehensible toy in the form of a circuit board. You won’t immediately understand what to do with it.
In fact, this thing will remind people from the 90s of a joystick from a console. In reality, the functions are approximately the same: this device is connected to a computer, and control takes place through it. Using this joystick, you can create a variety of music, control your computer, and so on.
Unusual children's toys have always been in demand. And this invention can attract the attention of children - you can attach any control objects to the board, be it strawberries, bananas or other improvised materials.
The toy is already available for purchase. In an online store, such a joystick costs $50.
Modarri finger clippers
It would seem that these are simple cars for boys. But this is only a superficial glance. There's a lot more hiding behind these finger cars. In fact, not only children, but also adult men who remain the same little boys at heart will be interested in these cars.
The fact is that these cars are printed on a 3D printer and inside they even resemble a real car, since they have a suspension and steering system that are a smaller copy of real auto parts.
There are three models in the collection of these unusual children's toys, and you can control them with just two fingers. When handled skillfully, the cars can compete in tricks with the once popular finger skates.
You can admire the toys presented on the pages of the catalogue.
Playable Art Helicone
In the age of computer technology, it is very important to pay at least a little attention to relaxing, educational and surprising toys and puzzles.
In appearance, this thing resembles a work of art, a piece of furniture, and therefore has earned an honorable place in the top 10 unusual toys.
We invite you to take a closer look at the presented invention and see the toy in action:
Already in June of this year, Playable Art Helicone should go on sale for free, and then you will be able to surprise your child, or please yourself.
I Heart Guts
Educational soft toys come in different varieties, but have you ever come across the same unusual toys for children?
Now admire this invention. Plush organs are so cute - what can we say about children, even an adult cannot resist the charms of such attractive creatures! Manufacturers claim that the child will easily master the parts and organs of the human body through an exciting game.
I wonder in what way, according to the Americans, this educational game should be built?
Plush organs are extremely popular in America. For an unusual purchase, follow the online store.
Although the invention will not go on sale until the winter of this year, talk about it does not subside. This is not just a toy, but a device that will help develop the most basic skills in managing various equipment and software.
There are robots on the panel, and the child’s task is to control them by drawing various lines. It seems that the toy is aimed at entertainment, but at the same time it perfectly develops your child. And, by the way, it will be good entertainment for you.
How this invention works, watch the video from CES 2014:
Commonwealth Toys wiki Bear
At the beginning of the year, the American corporation Commonwealth Toys introduced its new toy - a teddy bear.
All children probably love bear cubs. But this is not just a soft friend, but an interactive toy that can talk and even answer the child’s questions, maintaining a conversation with him.
The head of the toy contains a complex program that will teach the child to speak and conduct a dialogue well. Agree, a very useful development. For full operation, the toy is synchronized with a smartphone through a specially developed program. The good news is that it filters the conversation and your child will not receive unnecessary, unnecessary information.
Do you want to hear a funny bear?
You will be able to buy an unusual talking toy this summer.
Light Stax
Construction sets have always been extremely popular among both children and adults, but today it is very difficult to surprise anyone with this toy. However, in our top 10 unusual toys there are no usual gizmos - we present only the most original and interesting inventions!
One of the companies somehow decided to give new life to an old designer. Now the blocks are very light, and one of the blocks makes all the others glow in beautiful colors. So, by making some figure from the construction set, you will get... an original lamp!
You can choose three glow options, like in a garland: constant light, flickering and smooth fading. Both adults and children will be happy with this toy.
Available in the online store Red5.co.uk.
Nerf N-Strike Elite Demolisher 2-in-1 Blaster
The blaster will go on sale next fall, and today we can tell you a little about it.
This is the second version of the blaster, which the developers have been working on for a whole year. So far, the company hasn't even revealed what to expect from the new toy, but experts say it will likely shoot dart-type projectiles and foam.
Hexbug Aquabot 2.0
Real aquariums require care and attention from the owners, but you must admit that children do not really like to do this. That is why the developers have created micro robots in the form of aquarium fish that will delight you and your children.
The fish can live both in an aquarium and bathe with a child in the bathtub, while swimming and delighting him with its “livelyness”. The advantage is that the fish do not need to be fed or specially cared for! You yourself can set the operating mode of this unusual toy for children and control its actions.
