Happy March 8th funny. Cool congratulations on International Women's Day in verse
There is one spring day in the year that every representative of the fair sex looks forward to. Of course, it's March 8th. On this Women's Day, lovely ladies try to look especially good and are waiting for attention. And with the arrival of spring, men look for gifts for them to please their beloved ones. But the most important thing is romance and a positive attitude. First of all, they want original confessions that will not only lift their spirits, but will also remain in their memory for a long time. Cool poems that can be sent via SMS are best suited for this noble purpose. If this option suits you, our section will help you choose funny poems for your precious ones. After all, every woman who has a sense of humor, having received such a message, will appreciate your wit.
Here you will find different congratulations on March 8, which will please your wife and beloved, daughter and sister, mother, mother-in-law and mother-in-law, colleague or just an acquaintance. You can please everyone with a funny rhyme, spending very little time on it. A wide range will help you quickly select the right congratulations and wishes, based on the tastes and preferences of the recipient. Any text that you like can be immediately sent to his phone. To do this, you can use a special form, and the message will be delivered instantly. In addition, you can please a loved one by sending a cheerful and funny musical postcard. Easily and simply, you can not only surprise your dear ladies, but also be remembered for your originality.
Today is a very important holiday.
Today the huts are not burning,
And even horses, by the way,
Calmly, peacefully sleeping somewhere!
Today is March 8th -
Today is the day of men's troubles,
The girls need a rest
And have a blast for the whole year!
I wish that every lady
There was a personal oligarch,
To conquer seas and countries,
Bath in love and flowers!
What does a woman need to be happy?
Can't describe it with a pen!
Love, health, happiness, money
Smart kids and a home!
Friends, of course, ugly,
Mother-in-law far away,
So that the husband is one of the patient ones,
And if anything happens, he’s out the door!
It becomes more beautiful over the years,
Lose weight by eating a whole cake at once
Don't jump to fitness,
In general, forget about the word “sport”!
And if March 8
A series of wishes came true,
What kind of life would our women have?
Then it has come, gentlemen!
Let this March day become one of the brightest and most colorful for you! I wish you the fulfillment of all your craziest and, at first glance, unrealistic desires! Let the wings of happiness behind your back give you the opportunity to fly higher and higher every day! Smile more often and charge everyone with positivity with your charming smile!
Oceans of prosperity
Fulfillment of dreams,
Rivers of tenderness, love,
Fierce passion in the blood.
And good luck of the purest kind,
Like a stream, cheerful, fast,
Well, a drop of surprise -
From great luck!
Congratulations on March 8,
Kindness, warmth with love!
Let fate put on an apron
And quietly prepares:
Two pots of prosperity
A frying pan of successful deeds,
A couple of cups of adoration
And good luck is inevitable,
Three salad bowls of luck
At breakfast, dinner and lunch,
So there was one problem -
Who to share such a buffet with!
To be a queen in life
Fulfill your whims
Eating candy without getting fat
Buy everything without being shy!
Wallet so as not to lose weight,
And my beloved, let him go crazy
From your own beauty,
Fulfill all your dreams.
Let there be March 8th
Every day and forever
Pamper yourself more often
Never be shy!
Women March 8
I wish you a start in life!
To start smartly
From the hip with a bold gait,
For your courage, take
Some grams... three hundred and five,
Well, so as not to fall -
Bite it all to your heart's content.
In the end I wish the ladies
Lose kilos quickly
Become slimmer than all the birches
And don’t let sclerosis torment you!
Congratulations on March 8th
And with all my heart I wish
Remain a sweet peach
Don't turn into dried apricots.
To be in shape, not to gain weight,
Always dress fashionably.
Don't need attention
To understand men,
The best of them will get
Tumble in bed with him
And squirm with passion.
To admire each other,
Kissing, hugging.
Enjoy your life
And not need anything.
Don’t worry about trifles
And smile more often!
Let the soul sing like a nightingale,
Let a bright flower bloom in it!
May your wonderful life
Everything will be as your heart desires!
I wish to be loved and to love,
Making your dreams come true is easy and simple,
Always give positivity with a smile
And move forward towards the stars!
Women's holiday is at the doorstep,
Don't get drunk, for God's sake!
Have fun, dance, score
For problems and friends,
Those who say: “Kirdyk,
You’re a woman, not a man!”
You are not a woman, you are a lady!
Let your dreams come true
Easy life, strong will
And abundant love to you!
Let Women's Day
Never ends
Like in a dream
All dreams come true.
Joy, flowers,
Many different surprises
Coffee in bed,
Fulfilling whims.
Live romantically
Don't need anything
In the joys of life,
How to swim in the sea.
Congratulations on March 8th!
I wish you a kilogram of sweets,
A ton of happiness and love,
Let positivity be in the blood.
A sea of sweet discoveries,
A river of joyful events,
Compliments and flowers
In honor of heavenly beauty.
Let tenderness shine in your eyes,
Kindness and infinity
There will be no extra weight -
Only places for kissing!
Hands are untied, bows are tied,
Bright make-up, manicure, top class!
Requires a heart of love and romance,
Congratulations on March 8th now.
Spin us today and spin us,
We will fulfill all wishes at once.
Teach us, manage, endure.
We can’t imagine how we would live without you.
We want to wish you, forever young,
To put smiles on faces.
So that crazy ideas come to mind,
So that when washing the laundry does not fade.
Unlimited sales and decent press,
The legs and butt were like nuts!
The limit on the “gold” card is unlimited,
To be praised always and in front of everyone!
The fur coat, as usual, is sable, mink.
Falcon Supernova and Jaguar.
So that you buy new things every day,
And they said: “Look, superstar!”
On vacation, fly to warm, distant lands,
And so that the tan goes on evenly.
The feelings should be strong and crystalline.
The sky is in diamonds and the prince is at your feet.
Congratulations on International Women's Day and I want to wish from the bottom of my heart that your nails do not break, that your tongue does not chatter too much, that your hair does not split, that your eyelashes grow more actively and thicken every day, that your lips are sweet and lush, that your hands are golden, so that the soul has the endurance of a steel lady, so that the figure is charming and magnificent.
Happy bright March day!
Let him live with a sparkle:
So that the fire burns in the heart,
A lot of things got done.
Let your income grow with fervor,
Life will be full of success,
And the eyes shine bright
From careless, hot love!
On Women's Day I wish:
Don't let life tease you
Fulfills whims
Your balance is replenished,
Will protect you from stress
And from weight gain
And dunks his head
Love is a whirlpool.
I wish you to always be loved
And get a buzz from life,
And smile, be happy,
And just radiate positivity!
I wish you to go to the Maldives,
You flew as often as possible,
Lived luxuriously and beautifully
And it constantly blossomed!
What else do you need for life?
A Russian woman in our century?
From the burning bathhouse I'm glad
Take my husband out into the snow.
Armfuls of children galloping
Feed with thick borscht
And to your beloved in the crib
Dive, but not with bream.
And cherish the horse within yourself,
To plow for ten thousand,
And pretend to be a fairy
To hide a sudden pimple.
Everything, women, is under our control:
Checkers, skis, double bass...
Therefore, unanimously, -
Happy Women's Day to us today!
Congratulations on March 8th
Dear young ladies now!
Let it be bright, starry
In your life every hour.
Let your problems run away from you
And they are afraid like fire
So that you can carefree
Get better day by day.
Let the men do it
Your every whim is crazy,
Let them keep and protect
Your happiness and peace!
On a warm, sunny, spring day
I wish you a joyful mood,
Flowers, smiles and gifts,
Love and hot kisses!
I wish you all, beauties
Eat cake, drink tea.
Let the men fall at their feet,
And they give you diamonds.
And let, beautiful creatures,
Your wishes will come true!
Today the ladies rule the roost
Today the female gender is all right,
Today leisure is booming,
Let laziness set in today!
To be queens in life
Cherish women's whims,
Flirt with all your heart
And make your dreams come true.
Have fun for a whole year
And dissolve in tender happiness,
Don't think what will happen tomorrow
Let the holiday be a bright dream!
Today is an unusual day
And unusual for many,
Women's day has come, girls,
Relax until sunset!
Postpone all cleaning
And pour a pile of sweets,
Ironing, washing - everything later,
Let's have fun and sing!
Let men envy
They give fur coats and limousines.
Let them lie at your feet
They catch happiness and delight!
Dear friends, today we have selected funny congratulations for you on March 8, in verse, with which you can congratulate the women dear to you. We are sure that they will appreciate your humor and will remember your congratulations for a long time.
You can also send an original congratulation in the form of a call directly to your mobile phone, for example, congratulations on the eighth of March in the voice of Vladimir Putin:
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Funny congratulations on March 8
Here it is, March 8th,
The Women's Day has arrived:
Instead of coffee - washing, frying,
Instead of tea - validol.
Instead of a fur coat - again a postcard,
Not a necklace - a frying pan!
Our futile attempts
Never please you
They won't justify themselves.
Women, forgive us!
Congratulations again with all our hearts
Happy Women's Day!
I'll start with congratulations.
I wish you more money
So that they don't fuck our brains out.
And keep quiet so they can.
You should go to the sea in the summer,
So that the men can live in freedom.
And on the way back,
You will fall into the damn halls.
To those who hear this verse,
Raise a terrible roar and scream.
Although there is a lot of pepper in it,
But I congratulated you from the heart!
On this day, March 8
I wish you a card!
Only the map is not simple,
And a gold credit card!
In addition to her - a man
In a beautiful car.
If this idiot asks you to marry,
Don't waste your woman's years
Answer “yes” quickly!
This is my wish.
And thanks for your attention...
Hello! And immediately congratulations!
On Women's Day I wish you
Good luck, happiness and goodness,
May you be healthy
Smiled and blossomed more often
You are here for many, many years.
And may all your dreams come true,
After all, you deserve it!
To make a woman shine
Never lost heart
And lived so that without annoyance,
Need sex and chocolate.
Well, thirdly, like doping,
She needs shopping for her soul.
Congratulations on March 8th!
I wish you all this!
Congratulations on March 8th
And I wish you a raspberry life:
Fur coats, dresses, diamonds
And a tolerant man.
To behave calmly
He, wandering around the shops,
To feed only in restaurants
And he only drove in limousines.
Beloved, beautiful, goddesses!
This is the only name we will call you from now on!
Having seen beauties in such a cluster,
We will fall on our knees before you.
We honor you, loving you with all our hearts,
Almost like idolizing a creator!
May you never find reasons
You offend you loving men!
I secretly, so that no one knows,
I chose a gift for you.
Of course, my wife had to too.
But it’s more expensive for you!
Let there be a king in life,
Horse, treasury, half the kingdom.
I wish to be happy
This day is March 8th.
I wish you to live with a sparkle,
To be so shiny
Definitely stay
Cool, real.
I wish it would end soon, this terrible day,
Where children did not want to be obedient,
Where with every next minute
The husband was moving away from his goal.
And let everything be as before: the wife sews, cooks,
It washes and cleans, and washes, and rubs.
And the husband is on the sofa - he feels calmer there.
But everything will happen again in a year.
I want to congratulate you with all my heart
Have some more fun
A gentle joke, but with fire!
I wish you in the sea of flowers
Can't find your bed.
With your loved one soon
You'll have until the morning to crush the flowers!
And let the soul from pleasures
Yells like a skinny cat in March!
I wish you new sensations -
March 8th, all year round!
Thank you for your kindness
For your friendship, devotion and even
For an extra non-working day in a year
Thank you, you are our sorceresses!
March 8 is a wonderful day!
Are you still dozing, dear friend?
It's time, beauty, get up!
I made tea with lemon
Fried a fabulous omelette,
And also a festive bouquet
Already managed to buy it in the morning,
Get up, darling, it's time!
Hello! And immediately congratulations!
On Women's Day I wish you
Good luck, happiness and goodness,
May you be healthy
Smiled and blossomed more often
You are here for many, many years.
And may all your dreams come true,
After all, you deserve it!
Congratulations on March 8th with humor, funny
Hello my love, hello!
Today is the day of flowers, sweets,
That day when you are too lazy to work,
In two words: Women's Day!
Let sadness not come to you,
But only joy. Well, let
Your life will be happy.
Happy Eighth to you, my love!
We have been preparing for the holiday for a long time,
We bought cognac and wine.
We bought fruit for dessert
Other delicious foods.
We came running in a hurry in the morning
And everything was gracefully shredded
And now, right here, now
We congratulate you together.
Happy March 8th!
I broke the dishes for you
I poured coffee all over the stove.
Socks are not everywhere today -
There are some lying around in one corner.
I watered the laundry, stroked the flowers,
I washed the cat in the machine.
I fixed everything and got everything set up
(Well, maybe I lied a little).
No words needed, I know everything myself:
Your eyes are burning with fire!
Everything for you today, bunny!
Happy International Women's Day!
Our dear creatures!
Which syllable is better to choose?
So that your feelings and desires
Bring the whole stream down on you!
There is nothing more beautiful in the world
Those beautiful feminine features
What lies in the endless
Deepest of your hearts!
Love, tenderness and affection,
Grace of beauty -
These are the symbols of female power,
Where are we all slaves before you!
So let it last for many years
This power will be consolidated!
Believe me, this is where we are
We won't take it from you!
Always be beautiful and carefree,
To hell with all household chores,
“Oh, what a woman passed!”
And don’t forget about makeup, of course.
Even if you're going home
So that every man he meets thinks:
“Oh, what a lady, my God!”
And one more well-known piece of advice:
Sometimes have a drink,
So that every man he meets thinks:
“Oh, what a woman, damn it!”
Congratulations on March 8!
Don't make any noise at home today.
I want to have a great time
And fuck myself to my heart's content.
It's already March Eighth,
Your time has come
And as a gift
Take my words:
I want to be playful
But moderately groovy,
And most importantly - happy,
And think with your head.
Always extravagant
Without life's problems,
A little treacherous
Just not quite.
Love and be loved
After all, it’s not too lazy to receive
From every man
A gift on this day!
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