Statuses of a divorced woman. The best statuses about divorced people
Sometimes getting a divorce is enough to achieve happiness in your personal life.
There was a moment when I was afraid that all my friends would become family friends and there would be no one to hang out with. But then, fortunately, they began to divorce.
It is impossible to “drink little,” “smoke rarely,” “cheat on your wife within reason.” There is no “golden mean” when determining the degree of depravity. You can't degrade in moderation.
Mistreatment of a woman, depending on her status, can lead to marriage or divorce.
The baker whose wife cheats on him doesn't have horns, but bagels.
If your wife cheated on you, then this is very good. It means that besides you, there are still worthy and wonderful people in the world.
Nothing strengthens a marital relationship more than unsuccessful affairs between spouses.
Some grow wings out of love, others grow horns.
There are no beautiful partings... only beautiful bridges are drawn.
Of course, not all women cheat on their husbands. Only married ones.
Time flies fastest on vacation, in prostitution and from birth to death.
Only insecure, superficial people who do not know how to appreciate what they have cheat.
Dating... Meetings... Sex... And then what? Then... You return to your house... An innocent face... A bag of food. And you sweetly whisper to the “only one” - I AM YOURS! She gives you dinner, and bed, and the tender “I’ve been waiting all day”, and slippers with a newspaper, and football, and throws all sorts of things on your table... Something chirps... Suddenly, a simple call, you received an SMS. And you, barefoot, go to the balcony and there in silence you read about how good you were today - you’re absolutely stunned! How GREAT it was! So many “times” to do in a small number of minutes... During the time while they are waiting for you at home! And everything would be fine... But... Yo-ma-yo!!! There is a phone in your hands... NOT YOURS!!! … Her…
Treason is scary because it cannot be changed.
I tell him that I’m not cheating... but he dug his heels in and doesn’t believe it.
Yes, and betrayal can also be forgiven, because, having cheated and returned, the person had the opportunity to compare and chose the best
Treason is a whip that hits you only once - at the moment when you find out about everything. All the subsequent time you will flog yourself with it...
Only one betrayal is worthy of respect - betraying your principles for the sake of a loved one!
Women's statuses and aphorisms about divorce
A X! My divorce is just an excuse to get married...
IN In a divorce, both are equally to blame: 50% the husband... and 50% his mother!
E If you use an adjustable wrench for a divorce, the case will be heard not in civil, but in criminal court.
E If I leave forever and turn around, it’s not because I want to return, but because I want to check whether I closed the door tightly behind me.
ABOUT A friend of mine once said: during a divorce, you never choose between loneliness and not being lonely. You choose between the loneliness of a slave and the loneliness of a free person.
IN All a woman needs for a divorce is a husband.
WITH Today I watched a program on the topic “The Institute of Marriage in Modern Society”... Now, when I meet everyone, I will tell everyone that I have not two divorces, but two higher educations!
P After the breakup with her husband, she was inconsolable for a long time, but after two hours she calmed down.
R Divorce is not impromptu! He needs to devote years of marriage...
R divorced woman is strong,
if I find the strength to leave.
I figured it out... her love is “soapy”...
It is impossible to go further with her.
Divorced... That means abandoned...
Just how to look at it...
As if with a scythe, everything was mowed down in an instant.
But you need to be able to do this...
Divorced... Not deprived.
What God gave... remained with her...
And inspired by your freedom,
It will become brighter... more beautiful... more tender!
E If the relationship is over, then I will cry on a leather sofa and in a mink coat!!!
N What good is a man after a divorce? Problems of recycling recyclable materials.
TO waiting for something. Someone's ex. Someone's future. Today loving, terribly tender, and tomorrow flattering and indifferent. Don't rush to live. I am real.
IN Think of yourself as a diamond that needs a decent setting!
M You can divorce your wife or husband, but you cannot divorce your memory. In this regard, marriage is indissoluble...
U I saw my ex-husband with a new girl... I couldn’t help but think: “How good I am!”
X If you want to find out what your friends think about your husband, say that he turned out to be a scumbag, and you will get a divorce.
E If they shout “Bitter”, then at the divorce they are silent “Sweet”.
WITH whining about being tired was his thing. She was just a workhorse... That’s how the herd, I mean, the family, fell apart...
R Divorce, inventory of jointly acquired property:
“- one castle in Monaco (air);
- one castle on the Cote d'Azur (sandy)."
I a born housewife. Every time I leave a man, I am left with his house.
AND a woman leaves a dog for her mother, an impotent woman for a lover, and a fool for nowhere... just to get away from this nonentity...
TO Only the bridges are drawn beautifully...
R divorce and maiden name!!!
M It doesn't seem like the male population of the planet has gone crazy. Apparently, they somehow got wind that one very cool girl had become available.
P After a proper divorce, the husband should only be left with horns.
IN All weddings are similar to each other, but all divorces are interesting in their own way.
R Divorce is as old as marriage, although marriage is a couple of weeks older.
IN I never doubted my price...
And, believe me, I will not deviate from the tariff...
Since you got it too cheap then...
Then I will cost you very dearly...
Z naesh: I couldn’t become the one you dreamed of... But I can become the one you won’t get.
X calved, loved, went crazy, forgot.
A A matriculation certificate is not a certificate of completion of high school, but a certificate of divorce.
P The marriage registration stamp in the passport is a power of attorney to receive the husband’s property in the event of a divorce.
N a real woman takes children, clothes and cosmetics and LEAVES, leaving everything else in the past.
M Many girls got married so as not to spend evenings alone, and for the same reason they divorced.
B crayfish are made in heaven, but fall apart when they land poorly...
P After a divorce, there are no perpetrators, there are victims.
B Thanks to divorce, there are more weddings.
ABOUT original way to get a divorce.
1. Tear the marriage certificate to shreds.
2. Tear out pages from passports that indicate marital status.
Divorce is ready!!! Very fast. Why litigation?!
AND If you cheat on yourself, you won’t be able to file for divorce.
AND Bunnies, cats and suns get married and goats, bitches and deer are bred.
-I I'm leaving you!
-Pick up the trash, please.
AND I feel for my husband. A little about myself: I don’t like to cook, I sleep until lunch, I swear, I drink, and if necessary I fight. In case of divorce, I will take the car.
R divorce - disconnect.
M men! When threatening your wife with divorce, think about who will need you with loans, with alimony and in only your underpants...?
ABOUT It seems you can get drunk not only from love, alcohol, but as one case showed today, from divorce too
R Divorce is a painful process: cupids try to pull their arrows back.
WITH Whoever you fall for, you will divorce.
B Cancer is the leading cause of divorce.
P I met a friend the other day...
I looked at her and exclaimed: “Ah!!!”
New look, hairstyle, outfit...
Refreshed... Radiant look...
- “What’s the secret, tell me, share!”
- “It’s very simple - my husband and I divorced...”
E If before the wedding they say, “It will heal before the wedding,” then what do they say after the wedding? “Will he live until the divorce”?
WITH A mitigating circumstance in a divorce should be that the parties acted in a state of passion when entering into marriage.
M The men's are like a good dress, it seems to fit well, and the style is appropriate. But it feels like I saw him on some bitch...
- ABOUT Explain why you are getting a divorce?
- Because we got married...
R Divorce is the beginning of a new life!!!;-) Now I know that for sure!
G They say that after the third divorce you feel three times freer than after the first...
IN Individuals fall in love, but legal entities get divorced.
E If work has begun to bring pleasure, then it’s time to get a divorce.
WITH The freedom to say what you want and do what you want is called divorce.
R Divorce at 30 years old is an unpleasant reality, at 40 years old it is an unseemly act, at 50 years old it is meanness, at 60 years old it is stupidity.
D My dear ex is a miser,
in a day or in a year
the soul will calm down,
and then I slowly
I'll put everything in its place:
you are not here and I am not there.
I'm tired of playing
to “twice two, well, about five.”
Our new game is called: "It's time."
Yes, it's time to understand differently,
there is no pain and no pus in the wound,
cleanses the wound of lies
the one you take home.
And it's time to understand
you need to live, not play.
My beloved ex is a miser
There's an extra hippopotamus in the house.
N and nothing makes a woman look better than divorce.
D girls, if you are invited to a party, and there are no flowers, no gifts, no decorated cars, then it means you are being stupidly SUCCEEDED!
R I was angry with my husband... I wrote with a marker in his passport... "DIVORCED!"
P After divorce, some become lonely, while others become free.
E If spouses have a lot in common, then they have something to share during a divorce.
N Don’t be afraid girls...divorce is nothing more than a chance...-
GOOD LUCK IN GET MARRIED!!!
IN did I kick my husband out... Of course not! He himself left voluntarily... with his hands proudly raised in the air...
G horde - because they have already humiliated!!! Eternal - because my soul died.... Bitch - because I was once abandoned!!! I SWORN NOT TO LOVE ANYONE....... EVER....
D For the mechanism of divorce, betrayal is a spanner.
N If you find someone better than me, you will find someone worse than me, but you will never find someone like me!
AND Interesting, am I the only woman who celebrated her divorce?
H I feel like a bridge in, I’m constantly being scammed
U There are more dacha divorces than successful marriages. We don’t know those we marry well, but we know those we divorce very well.
I I understand why you choose girls for yourself... much worse than me... you just look better compared to them!
AND I wonder why they ask for a reason during a divorce, but not when registering a marriage?
T They quarreled so passionately that they could not proceed with the divorce.
H To avoid frequent divorces, it is not enough to live in perfect harmony. You need to live and body to body!!!
I I know an excellent diet - a scam! extra pounds melt before your eyes and at the same time you can eat absolutely anything and in any quantity!
Divorce is often the only opportunity to save children from moral ugliness.
V. Zubkov
Divorce is like amputation: you remain alive, but there are fewer of you.
M. Atwood
I have never been married, but I always say that I am divorced, otherwise people will think that there is something wrong with me.
Elaine Boulware
Although many marriages break up, they remain indissoluble. A real divorce, a divorce of hearts, nerves and feelings, is impossible, because you cannot divorce your memory.
Virginia Peterson
There are more divorces because too many girls get married before they can afford to support their husbands.
Alas. 50% of marriages end in divorce. But the other 50% end in death. You may be one of these lucky ones.
Richard Janie
If a bachelor falls in love, it ends in marriage; and if married - divorce.
Establishing the indissolubility of marriage is incitement to crime.
Napoleon I
I'm old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like doves and Catholics.
Woody Allen
I don't regret that we got divorced. I only regret that I am not a widow.
Roseanne Barr
If work has become enjoyable, then it’s time to get a divorce.
My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. I did not share his belief that he was God.
Vera Foster
An experienced woman, in a divorce, keeps everything for herself, including her husband.
Robert Lembke
Their marriage was spent in troubles about divorce.
Emil Krotky
The only thing better than marriage with a millionaire is divorce from a millionaire.
She cried - and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Tommy Manville
Getting a divorce is like slamming a door.
Colette
A mitigating circumstance in a divorce should be that the parties acted in a state of passion when entering into marriage.
M. Impostor
Getting a divorce is like being hit by a truck: if you manage to survive, you look around more carefully.
A. Kerr
Getting a divorce is like slamming a door.
G. Colette
Getting a divorce just because you don't love is almost as stupid as getting married just because you're in love.
S. Gabor
Divorces are caused by husbands having breakfast with their secretaries, but much more often - with their wives.
Lawrence Peter
In the fight against loneliness, some get married, others get divorced.
Mark Shapiro
Love without deception ends in divorce.
Arkady Davidovich
If a woman completely understands a man, it ends either in marriage or divorce.
People get married out of fear of losing their happiness, and out of a desire to increase it, they get divorced.
Gennady Matyushov
Divorce is the safety valve of the marital boiler.
Andrian Decourcel
The true nature of a marital relationship is learned through divorce.
Andrey Lavrukhin
Love begins with the merging of souls and bodies, and ends with the division of jointly acquired property.
Edward Sevrus
After a divorce, there are no perpetrators, only victims.
Veselin Georgiev
As a result of divorce, the products of the half-life of the family remain.
Tamara Kleiman
There are more successful divorces than successful marriages. We don't know those we marry well, but we know those we divorce very well.
Evgeniy Panteleev
Reason for divorce: the seasons did not agree - she had Indian summer, he had Boldino autumn.
Boris Krutier
All weddings are alike, but all divorces are interesting in their own way.
Will Rogers
Divorces are made in heaven.
Oscar Wilde
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Marriage is the only form of slavery permitted by law.
John Stuart Mill.
Marriage is the only union from which one can only leave by dissolving the entire organization.
Vladislav Grzeszczyk.
Marriage is not such a terrible thing; You can join it from time to time.
Magdalena Impostor.
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
Lawrence Peter.
Marriage is a lifelong punishment for love.
Renata Schumann-Ficus.
Marriage is the most expensive way to wash clothes for free.
Franklin P. Jones.
Marriage is the most expensive way to get free advice.
Marriage is too perfect a state for an imperfect person.
Nicola Chamfort.
Marriage is such a wonderful thing that you need to think about it all your life.
Talleyrand.
Marriage is a harbor in a storm, but more often it is a storm in a harbor.
Jean Petit-Senne.
Marriage is a long conversation punctuated by arguments.
Robert Louis Stevenson.
Marriage is a long voyage in a cramped cabin.
Iris Murdoch.
Marriage is a fever that begins with heat and ends with cold.
Hippocrates.
Marriage is a lottery in which a man puts his freedom on the line and a woman puts her happiness on the line.
Virginia De Rieu.
Marriage is love that has been asked for something else.
Wojciech Bartoszewski.
Marriage is the continuation of love through other means.
Gennady Malkin.
Marriage is a state in which two people cannot live either with or without each other.
Modified Maria Ebner-Eschenbach.
Marriage is a union between a man who cannot sleep with the window closed and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.
George Bernard Shaw.
Marriage is the triumph of habit over hatred.
Oscar Levant.
Marriage is the price men pay for sex; sex is the price women pay for marriage.
Marriage is the miracle of turning a kiss from a pleasure into an obligation.
Helen Rowland.
Marriage simplifies our lives and complicates our days.
Jean Rostand.
Marriage emasculates the soul.
Alexander Pushkin.
Marriage, to tell the truth, is evil, but a necessary evil.
Socrates.
We call a marriage for love a marriage in which a wealthy man marries a beautiful and rich girl.
Pierre Bonnard.
There are successful marriages, but there are no delightful marriages.
Francois La Rochefoucauld.
In marriage, the main thing is not victory, but participation.
Gennady Malkin.
In love they lose their minds, in marriage they notice loss.
Moses Safir.
The fact that we got divorced was also my fault: I tried to put my wife on a pedestal.
Woody Allen.
All a woman needs to get a divorce is a husband.
The main secret of a successful marriage is to see accidents in misfortunes, and not to perceive accidents as misfortunes.
Harold Nicholson.
They say that in America, marriage is sufficient grounds for divorce.
William Douglas-Home.
Twenty years of love makes a woman a wreck; Twenty years of marriage give it the appearance of a public building.
Oscar Wilde.
Keep your eyes wide before the wedding and close them after.
Benjamin Franklin.
If spouses did not live together, successful marriages would occur more often.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
If there are so few happy marriages in the world, it is only because girls pay much more attention to weaving snares than to building cages.
Jonathan Swift.
If you make a list of the reasons why two people get married and a list of the reasons why they get divorced, you will be amazed at the number of similarities in both lists.
Mignon McLaughlin.
There is only one way to make a marriage happy, and we would all like to know it.
A woman worries about her future as long as she is not married; on the contrary, a man does not worry about his future as long as he is not married.
Liselotte Pulver.
Women deprive freedom only of those who do not know what to do with it.
Helena Zhmievskaya.
Living with the person you love is just as difficult as loving the person you live with.
Jean Rostand.
Marriage: the formality required to obtain a divorce.
Oliver Hurford and John Clay.
For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but remain as the Angels of God in heaven.
Gospel of Matthew, 22, 30.
Because of all these divorces, the first thing I think about when I meet a man is: “Is this the kind of person I would like to give my children to on Saturday and Sunday?”
Rita Rudner.
Every marriage is a misalliance.
Karl Kraus.
A little common sense could have prevented many divorces and even more marriages.
When I realized that I couldn't afford to support my family, I was already married.
The critical period in marriage is breakfast time.
Alan Patrick Herbert.
He who is incapable of either love or friendship is most likely to place his bet on marriage.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
The love of a married woman is a great thing. Married men never dreamed of this.
Oscar Wilde.
People stop developing as soon as they begin to reproduce.
Cyril Northcote Parkinson.
Many girls got married so as not to spend evenings alone, and got divorced for the same reason.
Many men, having fallen in love with a dimple, mistakenly marry the whole girl.
Stephen Leacock.
You can explain to others why you married your husband, but you cannot convince yourself of it.
George Sand.
A man marries because he falls in love. A woman falls in love because she wants to get married.
Henri Duvernoy.
A man who loves a woman very much asks her to marry him - that is, change her name, quit her job, give birth and raise his children, wait for him when he comes home from work, move with him to another city when he changes work. It's hard to imagine what he would demand from a woman he doesn't love.
Gabrielle Barton.
We were wondering what to do: go to the Bahamas or get a divorce. But in the end they decided that the Bahamas was only a pleasure for two weeks, but a good divorce lasts a lifetime.
Woody Allen.
You cannot find happiness in marriage unless you bring it with you.
The indissolubility of marriage is a truly excellent idea; It’s just a pity that it cannot be applied to people.
Alexander Sventohovsky.
Undoubtedly, love exists, otherwise why are there so many divorces?
Edgar Howe.
He stopped being afraid of his wife since she began to scare him with divorce.
Wladyslaw Katarzynski.
The first part of our marriage was very successful. But then, when we were returning from the wedding ceremony.
Henny Youngman.
After a divorce, two mothers in two houses exclaim: I told you so!
With current taxes, you can marry for love.
Nature does not provide for marriage.
Napoleon I.
The slave was free - he had no family.
Ratmir Tumanovsky.
Getting a divorce is like being hit by a truck; If you manage to survive, you look around more carefully.
Gene Kerr.
Divorce is a safety valve in the marital boiler.
Adrian Decourcel.
Divorce is like amputation: you remain alive, but there are fewer of you.
Margaret Atwood.
Divorce is probably almost as old as marriage. Although I suppose marriage is a week or two older.
Voltaire.
Getting a divorce just because you don't love is almost as stupid as getting married just because you're in love.
Sari Gabor.
The decision to divorce is often made by three people.
Leszek Kumor.
The strongest foundation for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde.
The most valuable thing about marriage is that you can be alone in it without suffering from loneliness.
Gerald Brenan.
The most difficult years of marriage are those that follow the wedding.
Family is such a good thing that many men have two of them at once.
Adrian Decourcel.
A mixed marriage is a marriage between a man and a woman.
Alexander Botvinnikov.
Modern marriages and modern wars are not declared - they gradually slide into them.
Minor Lazarevich.
But wise expressions are intended not only to teach, but also to hurt. Therefore, it is worth understanding what statements about your husband in public can lead to.
Statuses about divorce from your husband on social networks - an outside view
In the era of technology, any event, not just an important one, has its reflection on the Internet. This is especially true for women and their habit of expressing their accumulated feelings through social networks.
Such a manifestation of emotions is no longer uncommon these days, and behind every line posted in the public domain lies an individual understanding of the marriage union.
To get a complete picture of a client’s psychology, sometimes it is enough for specialists to look at the status that the user noted on his page. People call it “female art genre”. Depending on age and experience, reflections change over time, and by simple analysis one can understand at what stage of development their author is.
Thoughts about your ex, when put out into the public eye, can carry many different meanings. Starting from a woman’s desire to find her and ending with the manifestation of cruelty towards her ex-husband.
Sometimes negative statuses appear even before the divorce, as if a hint of the existence of problems between spouses.
The importance of being careful when speaking about your ex-spouse
Showing tact towards people, not just loved ones, is the prerogative of well-mannered people.
In modern society, where emotions often take precedence over reasoning, after a breakup, a woman can throw very caustic remarks at a man and even post them on her personal blog in the “humor” section.
It is necessary to understand that careless words can be read not only by relatives and friends, but also by your own. They don’t want their mother and father to argue about this in public.
Such behavior can negatively affect the psychological state of the child. Mutual accusations do not lead to a solution to the problem, they only aggravate the situation.
Older people have enough wisdom to control their anger after divorce proceedings.
Some wise thoughts and sayings about divorcing your husband
Here is a short list of quotes about divorce:
- Getting a divorce is like slamming a door (G. Colette).
- There is no pain greater than going through a divorce (D. Lopez).
- It is important not to blame your partner solely for the breakup (R. Witherspoon).
- My husband and I divorced. I did not share his belief that he was God (V. Foster).
Society has also formed its own personal understanding of the characteristics of marriage relationships.
Many should heed the following aphorisms:
- Divorce is always more expensive than marriage.
- Only the bridges are beautifully drawn.
- If the spouses had a lot in common, then they have.
- Getting a divorce is like getting into a car accident; If you manage to survive, you look around more carefully.
- Getting a divorce because you don’t love is the same stupidity as getting married because you’re in love.
From regrets and hints to action: how to get your ex back?
Success in this matter depends on the situation and the reasons that led to the breakdown of the relationship. If a husband chose to live with another woman, this does not mean that he stopped loving his wife. Perhaps circumstances interfered with the well-being of the family, or the new passion turned out to be more cunning.
Having children together can have a big impact. Divorce does not always involve legal proceedings.
Family walks in the fresh air, as if nothing had happened, compliments and expressions of affection - everything can serve on the path to reunification. If the divorce has not yet been documented, there is a good chance by showing proper tact in communicating with him.
A marriage union is two people united by personal motives, and for their successful union in a new form, the desire of both will be required.
There is an opinion among practitioners that separation is just another stage of family life.
In order not to have to regret what was lost, you need to listen to the advice of professionals:
- a radical change in character plays a key role in renewing relationships;
- low self-esteem will not allow you to emerge victorious from a difficult situation;
- suffering can be completely replaced by active life;
- the ex-husband is not the only man in the world, you should look around and attract their attention;
- the past cannot be returned, and we need to work now to implement the plan for the future.
Simple and at the same time concise sayings will help you understand how to cope with the loss and fear of marriage. When faced with a problem, you should not compulsively push it through yourself and try by any means to return your betrothed. This is not always the best option, and it does not at all guarantee that life will improve later.
