Funny, funny sms for a guy to cheer you up. Funny positive jokes for mood Positive jokes to cheer up

I welcome dear visitors to the site site, today we have selected funny positive anecdotes for you. This small list of funny stories and jokes, already traditionally accompanied by interesting and funny pictures, will definitely cheer you up, whatever it may be.

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I work as a salesman in a digital technology salon, once after work I was sitting in a bar and staring at a beautiful girl nearby, she noticed this and asked: “Did you want something, young man?” I said, "No, I'm just looking."

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- Hello, Seryoga! My wife is pregnant!!
“Why are you calling me right now?” I wasn't even in town that day...

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There is a meeting in the office. Chief:
- Who has a higher education, please raise your right hand. I said right!

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“Daddy, daddy, I will never go sledding with you again.
- Stop whining, let's go!

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- What are you going to do at the weekend?
- I have not been on the couch for a long time, a lot of things have accumulated there ...

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From the point of view of the tablet, a person is a bit device.

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Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin is the first Russian rapper.
He also rhymed, had African roots, and died in a shootout.

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- Mishan, did you serve in the army?
— No, Sasha, I didn't serve. They didn't take me...
"Why didn't they take you?"
- Couldn't find...

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I used to lead a very active life: I played tennis, football, billiards, played chess, participated in car races. But it all ended when the computer died.

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Two grannies are sitting on a bench, one says to the other:
– Do you remember, once we were young and beautiful, especially me. And now the old and scary ones, especially you!

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Why were you late for work?
- I left the house late.
"Couldn't you have left before?"
- It was too late to leave.

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Having reached the house by taxi, the man silently leaves and begins to nervously fumble in his pockets, and mutters under his breath:
I think I dropped my wallet in the car...
Hearing this, the taxi driver abruptly presses on the gas and leaves. A man smiling contentedly:
-But the Robinovich method still works ...

All excellent mood!

Funny and cool sms for a guy or a man will be a great addition to your good mood. After all, these SMS will cheer up the guy and set him up for positive communication with you.

So that funny SMS will cheer up your boyfriend and he will answer you, send them to him when you know that he is free and not busy with important matters.

• Imagine, I went fishing today. I caught carp and perch. But only you are the fish of my dreams.
• If you have a bad mood, my SMS is designed to raise it! Did not work out? Then come, I'll pick up everything you need.
• I want to propose to you. Would you like to come with me...on vacation?
• We are with you, like Bonnie and Clyde, Winnie and Piglet, Harry Potter and his wand!
• All I have to do is run a marathon, and I'm ready for a marathon.
• The most pleasant time of the day is when you meet me after work.
• Honey, could you pick me up after work? I forgot my mortar and broom at home.
• There are 8 hours, 480 minutes, 28800 seconds left before our meeting. 28799…28798…28797…
• When I'm sad, I remember you and smile. I hope this sms made you smile too.
• Of course, I understand everything, but I also need to work: how to drive away thoughts about you?
• When you don't smile, there is only one little penguin in the world who is sad. You don't want to torture the poor bird, do you?
• Today I learned that there is a belief that all thin people are witches. I'll go eat before they burn it at the stake.
• Today we will do something unusual, exciting, what you like to do for a very long time - we will cut into a prefix)
• Not a single type of coffee charges me with such positive and energy as the thought of you.

Funny sms jokes for a guy are the same ones that cheer you up and show a sense of humor towards each other for the two of you.

• I want us to have more in common. Let's get ... a kitten?
• I bought myself a T-shirt with a photo of the same footballer who missed yesterday. Tonight you can take revenge on him for the loss.
• Today I will give you a suitcase of money. Sale of animated gifts on Odnoklassniki)
• Darling, I don't know how to tell you... Well, in general, I took the test... and we are the perfect couple!
• Today you didn’t let me sleep, gently biting my ear and buzzing something passionately ... Where are you, my mosquito?

Briefly about me now: naked and waiting for you!

• I want to be a ray that would light your way even on the most rainy day.
• You are my bunny, I am your ray! Our couple with you is not cooler in the world!
• I want you and me to become birds. Preferably by flight. And they flew to the sea for a couple of weeks.
• Today, quite by accident, I caught the bride's bouquet. Dont you want to say me something?
• Today you are waiting for hugs, sweets and one non-ceasing "donimashka".
• Let's take it to the next level, shall we? Let's "like" each other on VK!
• I want so much ... I want so much, I can’t bear it ... I want to cheer you up ... mood!
• At many. L ask. S sly. B thrifty. H edible. And maned. FROM shallow. b
• For your sake, today I am even ready to watch how 22 men in shorts run around the field.

In addition to funny and cool SMS for a guy, there are other messages that also cheer you up. For example, see

Hello, friends! Today we have funny jokes to cheer you up. Laughter heals, and we will do laughter therapy. Read 10 jokes that will make you laugh. Look at and published earlier.

Candy -

At the pharmacy -

Salesman:
- So how is it?! Did the therapeutic mud you bought last time improve your wife's appearance?
Buyer:
- Yes, but only the first two days. And then she dropped...

Receipt from the store - Funny jokes to cheer up

Traffic cop and airbag - Funny jokes to cheer up

Modeling agency - Funny jokes to cheer up.

Hello! Is this a modeling agency?
- Yes.
How much do you pay models?
- We pay well, but we accept only with parameters 90-60-90.
- Well, there are no problems with this, everything is the same for me - both height and age and weight ...

Students arrived for practice - doctors ... - Funny jokes to cheer up

Somehow they sent two “reckless” medical students Lekha and Dimka to our clinic as trainees. They chuckled in black. All the staff did not know what to do, either to die with laughter, or to complain about friends to the dean's office.

One incident in particular stands out...

In the morning, friends liked to refresh themselves with what they had captured from the hostel, but that day their stepukha was only enough for a loaf of bread and a bottle of lemonade. In the middle of the process of eating, the door to the back room where they ate was slightly opened, and a lovely girlish face appeared in the opening, asking, “Is this a laboratory?”. Instantly assuming an important air, Lech asked:

- Yes, what do you want?

– Yes here, analyzes to hand over, – and the maiden blushed.

- Oh, what do you have there? - Dimka immediately picked up

“It’s… urine,” the girl whispered.

- When did you recruit?

- As ordered - until six in the morning:

- Oh, fresh! Bring it to the table, otherwise we, look, are drinking yesterday. – Lyokha jabbed his finger into a glass filled with a yellowish liquid. The girl turned very pale, but gave the jar.

- It's all? Dimka asked with genuine annoyance.

- Yes ... - the girl muttered even quieter, - Is there anything else you need?

It's good that the nurse passing by had ammonia at hand, for the green girl slowly sliding down the wall.

A woman walks home late at night alone through the park.

Late in the evening a woman walks home through the park. Suddenly he hears:
- Stand!
She stopped.
- Lie!
Laid down.
- Crawl!
Creeped.
Suddenly over the ear sympathetically:
“Woman, are you sick? I'm here with the dog, I see you crawl...

Husband and wife - Funny jokes to cheer up.

A lion fell into a deep hole - Funny jokes to cheer up.

A lion fell into a deep hole
And a tree grows nearby.
A monkey jumps on a branch of this tree and rejoices:
- Well, all the cat is tattered, you got it! Claws for beads, teeth for souvenirs, a skin instead of a rug will be laid, a head will be nailed to the wall, so you need it!
And so for half an hour. Then the branch breaks, and the monkey falls to the lion in the pit:
You won't believe Leo! I went down to apologize!

A funny anecdote about an Odessa citizen who decided to get married - Funny jokes to cheer up.

Once Izya visited a resort and returned home with his bride Sarochka. He decided to call all his friends to introduce them to the chosen one. Sarah set the table, put on her best dress and was very nice to all the guests, everything went just wonderfully.

It was time for the guests to leave, one of them, saying goodbye to Izya, called him aside and said:

Izzy, my dear man! You still out of your mind - to marry this girl! Don't you know that she walked with all the men in Yalta?

Izya did not answer anything, returned to the house and turned to Sarachka:

My gold, I'm sorry, but I can't marry you, they told me that you had many other men!

Izechka, my fish, I don’t suit you as a lady of the heart? Sarah replied.

No, Sarochka, what are you!

Then maybe I'm bad at cooking?

No, darling. I absolutely love your food.

Oh, you mean I'm not good at hosting after all?

On the contrary, my dear, you are doing great!

- So sho, Izechka, I, in your opinion, learned this in correspondence courses ?!

Friends, write in the comments, how do you like these jokes? What other jokes do you like, write, we will laugh together! Laughter heals!